März 2012
259 Einträge
Februar 2012
108 Einträge
Dear future child,
I hope you’re never cold because being cold all the time is terrible, really terrible.
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Dear future child,
I hope you’re just like your father and nothing like me.
Except, please be smart.
Oh, and I’ll probably name you something dumb like Coco Love Lee to ruin your life.
When you don’t eat food, you don’t have any energy, so you take really long naps.
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Oh yeah, and, hey Luke,
Everybody in our entire AP Lit class thinks we’re a couple.
Nbd, that’s cool, I guess.
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And It pisses me off when I see peoples’ tumblrs and their profiles read as follows:
“Hi I’m John and I love to party and smoke pot. 18/straight/taken/happily depressed”
Oh, that’s awesome, John. You seem like such an interesting person with all of your partying and pot smoking and being 18, straight, taken, and “happily depressed.”
Like, who the fuck...
I don’t even know how to do this essay for Government ahahahahahahah.
Examine the Presidency from 1960 through today. Explain how presidents have used these powers to strengthen the executive branches’ grip on foreign affairs.
How about no.
No.
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Um, so I'm obviously kind of behind on this...
so….FAFSA.
I am literally trying to avoid everything relating to college and pushing it all off until the very…..last…..possible…….minute.
See, like this GT financial aid thing is supposed to be submitted by March 1.
Today is February 27.
infantdressingtable:
“Nam Sibyllam quidem Cumis ego ipse oculis meis vidi in ampulla pendere, et cum illi pueri dicerent: Sibylla ti theleis; respondebat illa: apothanein thelo.”
For once I myself saw with my own eyes the Sybil at Cumae hanging in a cage, and when the boys said to her,”Sybil, what do you want?” she replied,”I want to die.”
“Good God, what a night that was,
The bed was so soft, and how we clung,...”
– Petronius, translated from the Greek by Kenneth Rexroth (via frenchtwist)
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Reading Satyricon is a lot like just reading a really, really, reeeeeaaaaaallllllyyyyyy difficult erotic novel.
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When Aaron practically coughs all over my mouth and I am okay with it.
If that isn’t love, I don’t know what the fuck is.
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I think some teachers take pleasure in giving...
It’s like, “Oh, you’re young, smart, and relatively in good spirits, let me give you a 0 test grade to fuck up your life a little bit you ungrateful brat.”
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Me: You have to get dressed.
Aaron: I don't want to get dressed.
Me: But you have to go soon.
Aaron: But I don't want to goooooo. I want to stay heeeerrrreeeeeeee.
Me: I dont want you to go either, but you dont want to die, do you?
Aaron: Come here. -grab and pull down-
Me: ♥♥♥
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Aaron: What are you doing.
Me: Mmmmmmffdshhshshh. -covering self in blankets-
Aaron: What, now?
Me: I'm napping..
Aaron: Aw.. Can you move over a little bit?
Me: ...No.
Aaron: ... SCOOT OVER.
Me: Fiiiiiinnnneeeeeee.
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smh boyprenn...
Me: Did I tell you that you ripped my sheets? Well, you did. LOL.
Aaron: Champs rip sheets. Hahaha
Me: My sheets don't think you're a champ. :'c
johnyohanan:
All I’ve been doing these days is sleep. To escape reality for a few hours and to clear my thoughts.
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So I think every Korean is born with some natural 애교 embedded into their DNA.
It’s creepy.
And I’m guilty of it as well, in copious amounts omg. People probably think I’m retarded.
Loading all my shit back onto my phone.
Yeah, yeah.
AND THEN.
PUDDING CAMERA, REALLY, FINALLY?!?!?!?!!
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So I love these sheets because they’re so soft and green and wonderful,
But I really have to change them out now because they’re fucked up beyond salvation.
Luke: we are going to watch the hell out of it.
Omg lol.
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omg im so bored and tumblr and mapcrunch and why...
lock-the-universe-behind-me:
Imagine if someday I have kids and I take them abroad for a holiday.
And then I tell the kids about the time I got lost there and had to find the nearest city all by myself and then get to the airport and I was all alone with no one to help me in an unfamiliar country.
And then I hope they never find my tumblr and realise the truth.
Of course I travelled by myself...
dalton-academy-bowties:
So I was just dropped in the middle of the airport.
Yes, well, this is exactly what I was talking about.
Very good.
“If they don’t need you, it’s okay. You do not live for other people.”
– Kyo (via bokura)
dreamongood:
It just hit me right now.
But I really want to buy some nice plants.
I’ll take care of them and everything.
They will be my new best friends.
And they won’t ever bother me.
They will keep my company.
I like to drink water.
So we’ll be able to drink water,
all together.
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sometimes, I'm just bad.
